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Stan is a song by American rapper, songwriter Eminem featuring English singer-songwriter Dido, from Eminem’s third studio album The Marshall Mathers LP released in 2000. “Stan” is considered one of Eminem’s signature song. The song topped the chart in twelve countries, including Australia, United Kingdom, Germany, Denmark, Italy and Ireland. American magazine Rolling Stone ranked “Stan” at #296 in their list in The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time and VH1 ranked at #15 in their list of the Greatest Hip Hop Songs of All-Time. After the success of the song, the slang term “Stan” was used online extensively, referring to overzealous, obsessive fan of a particular celebrity. The term has since been included in the Oxford English Dictionary.

About Eminem

Eminem, real name Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer actor and film producer. Eminem is considered as one of the greatest and most influential rappers of all time. He released his debut studio album Infinite in 1996. His fourth studio album The Eminem Show released in 2002 was sold over 7.5 million copies making it the the best-selling album of 2002 in the US. In 2005, he went on hiatus due to prescription drug addiction. He then came back in 2009, with the release of his sixth studio-album Relapse. He then released his seventh studio album Recovery which was the best-selling album of 2010 worldwide. In 2013, Eminem released his eighth studio album The Marshall Mathers LP 2. All three albums won Grammy Awards for Best Rap Album. He has won numerous awards, including fifteen Grammy Awards, eight American Music Awards, seventeen Billboard Music Awards, an Academy Award (for Best Original for “Lose Yourself”, the first hip hop artist to ever win the award) and a MTV Europe Music Global Icon Award. Eminem has had nine number-one albums on the Billboard 200, which all consecutively debuted at number one on the chart making him the only artist to achieve this, and five number-one singles on the Billboard Hot 100. Eminem is one of the best-selling artists of all time, selling over 170 million records worldwide.

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Lyrics

My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain’t callin’
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got ’em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’em
But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up? Man how’s your daughter?
My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m ’bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I’m a call her?
I’ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I’m sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn’t want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
Dear Slim, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t wanna talk to me outside your concert
You didn’t have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That’s my little brother man, he’s only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said, “No.”
That’s pretty shitty man, you’re like his fuckin’ idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain’t that mad though, I just don’t like bein’ lied to
Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I’d write you you would write back
See I’m just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you’re saying in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put ’em on
‘Cause I don’t really got shit else so that shit helps when I’m depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It’s like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you ’cause you tell it
My girlfriend’s jealous ’cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don’t know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don’t know what it was like for people like us growin’ up, you gotta call me man
I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. we should be together too
My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
Dear Mister “I’m Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans”
This will be the last package I ever send your ass
It’s been six months and still no word, I don’t deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on ’em perfect
So this is my cassette I’m sending you, I hope you hear it
I’m in the car right now, I’m doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, “In the Air of the Night”
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn’t, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That’s kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it’s too late, I’m on a thousand downers now, I’m drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can’t breathe without me
See Slim, shut up bitch! I’m tryin’ to talk!
Hey Slim, that’s my girlfriend screamin’ in the trunk
But I didn’t slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain’t like you
‘Cause if she suffocates she’ll suffer more, and then she’ll die too
Well, gotta go, I’m almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here’s an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you at the show, I must of missed you
Don’t think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what’s this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin’ dog, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what’s this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you’ll be doin’ just fine
If you relax a little, I’m glad I inspire you but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don’t want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn’t say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn!

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Exchange Offer – A Short Film To Watch

A short film from India …dramatic like Bollywood but still worth a watch.

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Written and directed by Saunak Mitra, “Exchange Offer” is a Hindi short film that portrays generation gap and loneliness in old age beautifully. It’s synopsis reads “Shiv Kumar Pant – a retired school principal of St. Stephan’s, Delhi, lives with his caretaker, Bisveswar as his son, Rishabh, lives in California with his wife and a one-year-old son. Leading a mundane life, Mr. Pant has found solace in poetry writing, typing on his old computer. One day, the computer suddenly goes off. He asks Rishabh to make a complaint to the manufacturing company to send a service engineer to repair the computer. The rendezvous with the service engineer at his door brings to him an incredible Exchange Offer and a bouquet of nostalgia and surprises.”

This movie is a great, layered story on the complexities of relationships with the passage of time, the haunting aspect of getting old alone, the technological gap and the desire and the necessity of change. The story builds up slowly and takes you in an emotional roller coaster but at the end will leave you feeling satisfied from within. This movie features M. K. Raina, Taher Shabbir and Surendra Rajan in the lead roles.

Without any spoilers, this is what we can say! Go ahead and give this a watch! And do let us know how you feel afterwards with your reviews in the comments section!

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Best Stand-Up Comedies from India

Lockdown timepass for Indian stand-up comedies. Thank us later.

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If anything has grown rapidly in last 3 years then that is Indian stand-up comedy scene. As Kunal Kamra says, “India is full of contents,” maybe why, or maybe new generation has learned a safest way to express out their frustration and take a jibe against things around them in less provocative way.

Whatever, they are gold and doing awesome, influencing many other South Asians to take the route.

Here, we have curated some of the best performance.

Aishwarya Mohanraj

Aishwarya Mohanraj, a most-loved female stand-up comedian and writer from Mumbai, started her journey towards business of making people laugh in 2017 by quitting her job.  Her jokes are mostly related to relationship, sex and stuffs that are considered taboo for women to speak openly in India. She just does not give a damn.

Anubhav Singh Bassi

The chances of you having heard of Anubhav Singh Bassi are rare, unless you are one of the regulars at the live stand-up circuit. Lawyer by academy, stand-up comedian by career, this internet-sensation guy from UP is popular for his brutal jibe over his community and deshi culture.

Shaurya Tyagi

Shaurya Tyagi is a stage actor and a freelance writer. Like the majority of the unambitious Indian population he too has an MBA degree, which may not promise him a job but would definitely get him a good marriage proposal. That’s what his bio says in bookmyshow.

Abhishek Upmanyu

The delhi boy, engineer by degree, comedian by career, Abhishek Upmanyu is a popular stand-up comedian from India, with million followers in YouTube. Known for killing it on stage, he hurls one cracker of a joke after another. Abhishek now lives in Mumbai, hoping to scale new heights of success within the comedy and live performance arena.

Gaurav Kapoor

Known for his funny take on everyday life situations, this delhi-based comedian is another favorite stand-up comedians from India . He has won almost every open-mic night – the likes of the Big Mic, Canvas Laugh Club, Chalta Hai and Buzz Off. Hailing from Delhi. Did you know he is actually journalist by profession?

Aakash Gupta

Aakash is a stand-up comedian from Delhi. He is the winner of Comicstaan 2, Indian stand-up comedy competition television series.  His comedy talks about his experiences and observations ranging from his naani maa’s (grandmother) taunts to life in a corporate office, from his dad ki Maruti (his father’s car) to his behen ki shaadi (his sister’s marriage). 

Zakir Khan

If you are big fan of Indian stand-up comedy scene, you don’t need to be said who is this King Khan in Stand-UP scene. In 2012, he rose to popularity by winning Comedy Central’s India’s 3rd Best Stand Up Comedian competition. Born and raised in Indoor, Madhya Pradesh, is all over India now for his subtle and innocent style of cracking jokes.

Karunesh Talwar

This happy-go-cynical, wide-eyed comedian is best known for his unusual jokes, jokes that only he could think (and appreciate). Hence, he is out to form a cult with those who resonate with his sense of humor. He once mentioned, “…My belief is that I want to get laughs on the basis of the written word. When I am on stage, I like to stand at one place and talk. The idea is to make it look less like a performance, if possible. The audience should feel the host is talking to them.” One of the most out-there comics out there, Karunesh Talwar is a young comedian and writer who made his way into the local comedy scene by winning several open-mic competitions, including the Comedy Store’s RAW

Vaibhav Arora

Vaibhav Arora, a Punjabi guy, been in comedy scene for quite sometime now. Tired of writing everyone’s bio, that you don’t care much about anyway, as you are here to watch video…may you google for this.

Amit Tandon

While running a successful and a leading recruitment consulting firm in Delhi, this married man with children thought of challenging his midlife crisis by making people laugh in as raw as he could. By the way, he obtained his degree (Mechanical Engineering & MBA) from IIT Delhi.  Must be high in IQ to have that sense of humor.

Atul Khatri

The uncle in Indian Stand-up scene is probably the jackass dad in Mumbai, who tells the secrets about his kid in most brutal way. He was rated among the top Indian comedians by CNN-IBN. 

Nishant Suri

If Mr. Bean was from India, he would look like this guy. Not sure if Mr. Bean’s dad had ever visited India or if the guy grew up watching Mr. Bean alone. The winner of Amazon Prime Video’s comedy hunt, Comicstaan, in 2018 – Nishant Suri is one of the brightest young comics in the country today! An engineer -turned- banker -turned- wedding photographer -turned- stand up comedian, Nishant knows how to make his audience laugh.

Kunal Kamra

And this guy! Guy with steel balls. Only few can dare to roast politician in India, that too Modi, that too on Internet — filled with Bhaktas, but Kunal Kamra, the marathi from Mumbai, just does not care. If you love jokes on Indian politics, this is the guy to follow.

Did you miss any that deserves to be in the list? Let us us know my commenting.

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TikTok’ers from KMAG

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We had asked KMAG community to share their TikTok videos as we are looking for someone good at acting for a paid project, which we will reveal later, but as we were working on screening the applications, we shortlisted some of the applicants with their best performance.

Then thought why not to publish them through here as it would be fun to watch for our followers.

Check them out and let us know your favorite ones.

@theprabhatkhatri

मातेको जस्तो देख्छ त सर? 😂 ##funnynepali ##comedynepal ##tiktoknepal ##pkayfam ##fyp

♬ original sound – sumoonraut6
@kalpaniroula

there is alwz sm1 in our life who at least tries to make us smile no matter what😊♥️ ##duet_plz ##pooracting

♬ Mayaluuuu – rakshya.b
@alwaysroshan

##chirchir ##justfrfun ##saturdaturdayvibes ##nepalitiktok

♬ original sound – brijeshshrestha
@ashmitaupreti1

chalagaayega tu mujhe tang karke 😏😏😏😏 ##stayhome ##staysafe ##foryoupage ##nepalimuser 🤗🤗🤗

♬ Original Sound – Unknown
@smriti_pradhanang

Mera wala ding dang kata hai 🤦‍♀️ ##tiktoknepal ##nepalitiktok ##nepalimuser ##dingdangkartahai

♬ original sound – meow_mafia907
@aashikapoudel4

##Fyp

♬ original sound – muskansaxenamerealfaaz
@irim.khima

i don’t want to 😉…💫 ##asian ##drama 🇳🇵😁 ##concept

♬ Take Your Man – Mahogany LOX
@barsha__aryal

##merimarzi 😈

♬ original sound – kripapateljoshi
@sarisur15

♥️♥️♥️##tiktokindia ##sarisur15 ##love ♥️

♬ original sound – Banasmita Shubhadars
@sirjanapoudel2

when you are flirting with ur bf and mom suddenly enters😂ever faced this?? ##hellokaun ##hindi ##comedy

♬ original sound – Anand Pandey🔥
@susmachand

not so perfect 😁##lovetoacting ##foryoupage

♬ original sound – Eva
@anish_bartaula

Mention your friend 😂😆 kati lagxa maya ##anishfan ##👑royal_family👑 ##chillnepal🇳🇵🇳🇵 ##fyp ##foru ##foryoupage ##nepalimuser ##nepali

♬ original sound – eleena_chauhan55
@rekhu_dulal

Timi kina boldainau?? ##nepalidialouge ##swostima_khadka ##melamchimuser ##rekhus ##showsomelove

♬ original sound – basnetbarun
@deepalama4

🥱🥱 ##hithisissophie ##anxiety ##reality

♬ original sound – sofie.hagen
@sandhyabista4

♬ original sound – innocentheart050619
@prabiiiiisabi

@shailynofficial 😍

♬ original sound – shailynofficial
@amar.amrit

Huge Respect to Everyone who are working hard for their Family & their Dreams.🤗 Just an ##act❤️ Instagram:amrit_dahal ##foryou ##dahaltwins ##fyp ##nepal

♬ original sound – dahal_twins
@kinararegmi3

Respect culture ❤❤❤##culture ##love

♬ manikadon – manikad0n
@sapnashrestha39

Bhai shab ##loan ##comedy ##akhsay ##foryou ##🤪 ##kathmandunepal ##luvyourself

♬ original sound – _jon_snow
@giri_raj_joshi_grj

Science students😂 father vs son😂😂##fyp ##foryoupage ##tiktoknepal ##sciencestudents ##fathers ##vs ##son

♬ original sound – giri_raj_joshi_grj
@nisha.agrahari

Exactly 💯 ##fyp ##foryou ##tiktok ##dialogue ##respect ##nepal

♬ original sound – hafsu
@elenadon_

I am back hai ta

♬ original sound – elenadon_
@samyyxa

##friends ##fyp ##foryoupage ##foryourpage ##phoebebuffay ##friendstvofficial

♬ original sound – friendstvofficial
@yubinbudhathoki25

Allu Arjun🙏❤🔥 ##yubinsquad ##nepalitiktokofficial ##acting ##nepalimuser

♬ original sound – showmanrakshit
@neelesha.poudel

Arrange marriage🙄🙄##fyp ##nepalimuser

♬ original sound – sonu user35565
@dileshworii

merai khappar phutya raichha kyarani aba😂##nepalidrama ##nepalidialogue

♬ original sound – anantghimire
@bidseeb

Bejjti. ##mujhebhuladiya ##beijjat ##fyp ##foryou ##foryoupage

♬ original sound – poojarampal29
@parina_stha

South film mo ki dailogue mat mar ##showmeyourtalentguys ##duetthiswithme ##parina_stha ##feauterme ##foryoupage

♬ original sound – sultanaashif
@aasma.tiwari

AYOOOOOO 😂🔥##teamaca3 ##aasmafam1 ##tiktoknepal ##foryoupage

♬ Plain Jane (Remix) – A$AP Ferg (feat. Nicki Minaj)
@anushreeyakarki

💯😂 ##comedy ##foryou ##foryoupage

♬ original sound – madozilla
@suprimaskt

Again with another relatable dialogue ##in_mostof_girls life ..

♬ original sound – sarakhan
@dahalsanzu

concept wala video mani like aaudaina kunai. abha video halerani k garnu. 6300 followers and not more than 10-20likes. ##repost ##dahalsanzu

♬ original sound – dahalsanzu
@prakritiprakrit

##fyp##tiktoknepal 😁

♬ original sound – saroshma.fanclub

Are you as well a tiktoker, or good at acting and wanna take part in this challenge? What are you waiting for! FILL UP THE FORM HERE

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